Veracity at it's finest...

I despise vegetables.

Of all the vegetables in the world, I would prefer to only eat lettuce (with copious amounts of tasty dressing), carrots, broccoli, and mushrooms. God help you and yours if you bring me a green bean and say, Eat...

When I was only a couple of years old, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg in two places.

I was taking a brownie to my father, who was upstairs recovering from a massive hangover and probably unconscious anyway, and decided to eat it along the way. Greedy little bugger... I had a cast for 7 weeks.

Of course, I don't remember any of this. So, the events leading up to the cast could very well be hear say.

Thus far today, I've tweeted 107 times. Nearly half of those were to Xander, who I was actually IM'ing with at the same time. Do I find this strange? Not in the slightest. It's possible to carry two conversations at once.

Sure, they were with the same person. Semantics.

I actually just nodded off for a moment there. Whoops.

I have a really short fuse at the end of a long cord of patience. My patience levels vary with the person I'm talking to or the project I'm working on. I've found that the more ridiculous a person or project is, the faster my patience is used up. Once it's gone?

Duck and cover.

I have a large vocabulary, intelligence in spades, a sharp tongue, and absolutely no fear of consequence. Volatile? Yes. Watch your back.

That whole last section made me sound a bit like a psycho. I promise, I'm really a nice person.

Just don't fuck with me.

I don't have a ton of time left in my day, so I'm going to end this ramble with one final thought: Third times a charm.